Showing posts with label Healthy Eating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Healthy Eating. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Man VS Child

It is bedtime.  Correction, it is 2 hours past bedtime.

Man:  Here is your toothbrush, brush your teeth so we can go to bed
Child:  I'm hungry
Man:  I'll let you have carrots....
Child: I don't want carrots!
Man:  ...but you have to eat all of them. *Pulls bunch of carrots from bag*
Child: I DON'T WANT CARROTS!
Man:  Okay, how bout just one?
Child:  No!  Not one!
Man: Two?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Three?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Four?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Five?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Six?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Seven?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Hold on, I think that's all we have...Yeah, that's it.  Is seven enough?
Child:  No!  I just want one!  *Takes carrot, eats it, brushes teeth, and goes to bed*

Man is victorious.