Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Man VS Child

It is bedtime.  Correction, it is 2 hours past bedtime.

Man:  Here is your toothbrush, brush your teeth so we can go to bed
Child:  I'm hungry
Man:  I'll let you have carrots....
Child: I don't want carrots!
Man:  ...but you have to eat all of them. *Pulls bunch of carrots from bag*
Child: I DON'T WANT CARROTS!
Man:  Okay, how bout just one?
Child:  No!  Not one!
Man: Two?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Three?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Four?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Five?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Six?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Seven?
Child:  NO!
Man:  Hold on, I think that's all we have...Yeah, that's it.  Is seven enough?
Child:  No!  I just want one!  *Takes carrot, eats it, brushes teeth, and goes to bed*

Man is victorious. 

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