It is bedtime. Correction, it is 2 hours past bedtime.
Man: Here is your toothbrush, brush your teeth so we can go to bed
Child: I'm hungry
Man: I'll let you have carrots....
Child: I don't want carrots!
Man: ...but you have to eat all of them. *Pulls bunch of carrots from bag*
Child: I DON'T WANT CARROTS!
Man: Okay, how bout just one?
Child: No! Not one!
Man: Two?
Child: NO!
Man: Three?
Child: NO!
Man: Four?
Child: NO!
Man: Five?
Child: NO!
Man: Six?
Child: NO!
Man: Seven?
Child: NO!
Man: Hold on, I think that's all we have...Yeah, that's it. Is seven enough?
Child: No! I just want one! *Takes carrot, eats it, brushes teeth, and goes to bed*
Man is victorious.
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